In the very near future there will be no choice: you will pay Comcast / Time Warner for your internet and TV service. But until that historic merger happens, you can still make the brains of their customer service reps explode at the thought that you might decline fealty to their duopoly simply because you choose to do so.

Ryan Block, formerly of Engadget, tried to cancel his Comcast service with this representative who would make Willie Loman blush.

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