For Mother's Day, you can always go with a "safe" gift. Or you can shake things up a little, and give Mom a FLASK. The good news is, you don't have to decide anymore.
There's a new product called "FlaskScarf", which is exactly what it sounds like: A scarf with a flask hidden in the lining. And for some reason, it's being marketed as the "perfect" Mother's Day gift. (???)
They come in about 20 different colors, and they're lightweight. So, not a WINTER scarf. But more importantly, each scarf holds eight ounces of liquid. Which is about a third of a bottle of wine . . . or enough liquor to get Mom completely BLASTED.
The website ShopBaxbo.com is selling them for $25. And if you order by Wednesday, you get free shipping in time for Mother's Day.
If you want to save on shipping and deal with FATHER'S DAY a month early, they also make a product called "FlaskTie" . . . so your mom and dad can secretly get hammered TOGETHER at formal functions.