So, I'm walking my visiting mother-in-law's recently shorn Pekingese at the Haskin's Westside Community Center dog walk. As we passed a cute late-teenage girl (occupying a body-and-a-half worth of space on the park bench together with her boyfriend) she asked, "What kind of dog is that?"
I said, "An Ewok."
"Oh, an Ewok!", she replied.