The police in Blackpool, England posted a surveillance photo on Facebook of a guy who committed a robbery, and asked people if they recognized him. They didn't get any leads, but a ton of people pointed out that he looks just like DAVID SCHWIMMER.
The story went VIRAL, and David responded with an ALIBI. He said, quote, "Officers, I swear it wasn't me. As you can see, I was in New York. To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation."
He attached a video where he's carrying an armful of beer just like the suspect, but he's in a New York supermarket with ads for the YANKEES. (Here's the video.) Naturally, people are having fun with this on social media. A lot of people say if it isn't Ross from "Friends", it could still be RUSS . . . the guy Rachel dated who was basically just another version of Ross
As far as we know, Ross . . . er, Russ . . . er, the SUSPECT is still at large. They got nothing . . . despite more than 160,000 comments on the Facebook photo, and more than 106,000 shares.