Amy brought a funny question from social media to the Bobby Bones Show: “If I got arrested, what crimes would you assume I committed?” The crew went around the room and gave their answers and the results were hilarious.
Amy: Bobby imagined Amy’s arrest would be for something totally accidental. Maybe a hit-and-run, hitting something in general, or blocking traffic because she thought she got a “sign from the universe.” He also said trespassing could fit, since Amy might wander into a stranger’s backyard just to spot a rare bird.
Eddie: Bobby said Eddie’s breaking point would come from his neighbor drama. Even though Eddie is kind and fun, when he finally snaps, it’s not pretty. Bobby guessed he could get arrested for road rage after chasing someone down who cut him off or sneaking into the Dallas Cowboys stadium after a big win.
Lunchbox: No surprise here, Lunchbox got pegged for stalking. Bobby joked he’d be arrested for keeping tabs on Johnny Bananas, since Lunchbox has been a longtime superfan. Lunchbox defended himself, saying Bananas is a likable villain who turned reality TV into a career. Bobby also added “tax evasion” to the list, which Lunchbox met with a suspicious “no comment.”
Bobby: The tables turned on Bobby, and Amy said he’d definitely get arrested for driving too slow and causing a pile-up. Eddie threw in another possibility, Bobby getting heated at a pickleball game and assaulting someone who cheated.
The whole conversation proved one thing: if the Bobby Bones Show ever lands behind bars, it probably won’t be for anything too serious—it’ll be for something weird, funny, or totally unexpected.